Three men are lost in a jungle and they stumble upon a tribe of cannibals. The chief agrees to spare their lives only if they perform a certain task. The chief demands that the men go into the jungle and gather three pieces of any types of fruit. The first man comes back with three apples. The chief says, "If you want to walk away unharmed, place those fruits in your anus without a trace of emotion on your face." The man puts the first apple in without problems, but on the second apple, he winces in pain and they kill him. The second man comes back with three cherries. The chief tells him the same thing. Just as the man was about to put in the last cherry, he burst out laughing and they killed him. In heaven, the first man asked the second man, "Why did you laugh? You were so close to escaping!" The second man replied, "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
2007-01-06 19:42:04 · 19 answers · asked by Mon Ray 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that is funny, its a laugh out loud.......if I could laugh....that is, until I had my hernia issue......and my cat died last week and my kids have not done the dishes yet so let us end it there.
2007-01-06 19:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Wheaties 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-01-06 20:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's Gold 10/10
2007-01-06 20:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-01-07 02:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-06 21:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a new joke for me. I really did laugh out loud. I give it a 9 out of 10.
2007-01-06 20:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by B Scott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one that has made me laugh so far today. I would give it a 9 out of 10.
2007-01-06 19:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by SNIPER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will fee it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a automobile load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, that's a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed a great form of signs and indicators that mentioned 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, it rather is particularly not the fee shrink, this is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me comprehend. i would be extra careful." At this factor, the cop seems in the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect with your individuals back there? they are shaking something poor." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we merely have been given off highway one hundred and one."
2016-11-27 01:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. hahaha.. cant blame him 4 laughing... just imagine how the third guy would put a pineapple in his anus..
10/10
nice joke.. thx.. hehehe
2007-01-06 19:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 9/10, it had both me and my husband laughing lol :-)
2007-01-06 19:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by mrsfaulds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋