whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Question

You feed a dog and the dog says mmm thank you. You must be God.

You feed a cat and the cat says mmm thank you. I must be God

Answer 1

Dogs come when called.
Cats take a message and get back to you later.

Answer 2

"Cats rule. Dogs drool. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat." Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?" Garfield. Odie. Enough said."

Answer 3

Also, (and maybe most important). . .

A dog, you must be there to walk like at least twice a day.
A cat, can use a litter-box or perhaps even the yard?

P.s-I have a doggy but love both. . . : )

Answer 4

Lol, I have 3 cats and can attest to how very true this is lol!

Answer 5

Don't you wish you could put your head between your legs like they both do?

Answer 6

How true.

Here's another difference :

-A dog has an "owner".

-A cat has a "servant".

Answer 7

Tracey May... i couldnt have said it better myself!

Answer 8

hahaha

Answer 9

cats spit up hairballs.

Answer 10

species?