a blonde got tired of all these jokes about blondes being dumb so she died her hair red went for a ride,
she came upon a farmer herding his sheep. she went twards him and said "if i guess how many sheep you have here would you let me have one?" the farmer thought it was a fair bet so he said "okay" she looked oround and said "you have exactly 356 sheep" stunned the frmer said "take your pick" and she pick one that she was truly fond of and sat down to pet it.
when the farmer came back he said "if i guess what your natural hair color is will you let me have my sheep back?" she said "sure"
he said "your a blonde now give me my dog back!"
2007-01-06 17:25:39 · 19 answers · asked by liltrackstar94 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to cut and paste this one to myself at work so I can share it--and perhaps explain it--to by blonde boss.
2007-01-06 17:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a blonde drives her car past a field when she notices something strange she gets out n sees another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of the field she shouts "what r u doin?" "im rowing my boat in this ocean of corn" to which she replies "its people like u who give us a bad name" then gets bak in her car n sits watchin then she jumps out the car runs to the fence n screams "IF I COULD I WOULD SWIM OVER THERE N KICK UR ***"...........
2007-01-07 01:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by djdrew06 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
HAHAHAHAH
9/10
2007-01-07 05:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't under stand why people think blondes are this dumb.
but they are funny.
but i like djdrew06's one the best.
his is hilarious.
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2007-01-07 02:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. it hurts to be a blonde. even though i'm the top in my class.... i stil get the jokes.
2007-01-07 01:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Slim J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heheh thats very good hehehe great joke
2007-01-07 01:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thiz was funny lol
2007-01-07 02:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by =~*chivas*~= 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha!
2007-01-07 01:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by kspq7652 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!...*takes deep breath* nice.
2007-01-07 01:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by DA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but why did he do that in the end?
2007-01-07 01:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jayden 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋