My son has learned the art of joke telling. He's been telling the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke so much that we are all going crazy. After hearing it for the 9,000th time the other day, I decided to use the fact that as his father, I am never wrong to my favor and I answer, "The chicken crossed the road to get away from the Colonel." My son, paused, smiled at me and said, "Dad, you're right, but why did the other chicken cross the road?"
Someone please help me. Real life event. Please rate how funny you think this is from 1-5. 5 being hilarious.
2007-01-06 17:08:18 · 11 answers · asked by Wise ol' owl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
5, but thats for ur kid. -1,000 for you cause i feel sorry for you.
2007-01-06 17:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by psp_fan7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-01-06 17:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a cool lil dude for being only 4 and continuously working on that joke until he made it his own! He's got insight and intuition and probably a keen eye for art. I would nurture his desire to make people laugh or think about things.
Children born in this millennium are spiritually gifted and have the answers to some of life's' most perplexing questions.( Prophesy shall come from the mouths of children.)
I would answer his question...why did the other chicken cross the road?
I would say...because she needed to ask the 1st one a question!
That should get him to thinking as to what that question might be!
What did the chicken ask the other one dad?
(what do little boys think about chickens?) have fun with it, this time in their life passes too quickly!
2007-01-06 18:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 that's cute
2007-01-06 17:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute but ill give u a 3
2007-01-06 17:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by liltrackstar94 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 for your son, but 1 for you, because i really feel sorry for you now.
2007-01-06 17:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw thats cute i give him a 5
2007-01-06 17:15:53 · answer #7 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 lol
2007-01-06 17:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why'd the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE ,LOL
2007-01-06 18:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by Coo Bird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 It's not necessarily the words he chose.. but his intellegence and innocence..
I love kids =)
2007-01-07 04:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by lilmisscantbewrong 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋