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2007-01-06 16:36:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((((Occifer Barbrady)))))

I'm SOOOOO happy you're back!!!

2007-01-06 16:45:56 · update #1

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I want to see you explaining to the judge that this invisible guy is following you around. You will end up in a straight jacket.

2007-01-06 16:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Alex 6 · 2 1

I love the ignorance. If you could let the scales fall from you eyes. You hate too much. Jesus is about love.
I was once an atheist.
I was blind but now I see
Paul was not only a non belliever he was having christens put to death. Then he met Jesus.

2007-01-06 17:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny H 1 · 0 0

Oh my this is funny. I'm not sure God could be placed under human jurisdiction. The only way would be to keep him out of your mind, or... actually I don't know. It'll be hard to detain the supreme being of the universe.

2007-01-06 16:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watching you (from a distance) is okay. Stalking and/or harassing you is would be cause for the restraining order.

2007-01-06 16:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who told you that God is always watching you? If you don't want God in your life then keep being the jerk you are. You have free will, so move on. However, I would be careful wishing for things like this. I hope you never need him... Good luck!

2007-01-06 16:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Angela 2 · 0 2

Sorry you are being recorded. You might as well give up trying to escape and join Him in His wonderful plan for your life. Why fight it !!!

2007-01-06 16:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 1 0

Well, first, he isn't watching you Penguin. (Really) But if he were, he couldn't be regulated by our paltry legal system, so you'd prolly be outta luck. Just keep walking funny and maybe he'll get bored and direct his attention elsewhere.

2007-01-06 16:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 1

You better!
He's stalking you.
Also Santa Claus seems to be doing the same.

2007-01-06 16:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

God is not out to hurt you, but I would get one against satan.

2007-01-06 16:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0 0

No, watching is not a violation, but maybe you should talk to him and tell him to let go of you.

2007-01-06 16:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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