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2007-01-06 16:02:32 · 14 answers · asked by L 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

14 answers

well you have to start off with a good impression, you know, give it flowers. Then you could take it out to dinner, but you know, the flowers might have already covered that, so the next step would be to just...
F IT IN THE A!!!!!!!!

that my friend, is how you date a moose

2007-01-06 16:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by Mad Hatter 1 · 0 0

Of couse not, but if you like famous bodies with a horse head on it, there is someone else on here looking for one like that, maybe the moose and her can get together.

2007-01-07 00:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by m c 5 · 0 0

Move to Alaska. I saw it on Northern Exposure. I think they have lots of mooses over there.

2007-01-07 00:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Sax M 6 · 0 0

buy a furry moose suit, spray on some of that moose scented oil and get yur hooves painted red?

2007-01-07 00:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0 0

With a tatoo kit--- in the left ear !!!
Be sure to include the expiration date !!!

2007-01-07 00:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Veeeeeeeery carefully...

2007-01-07 00:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jon 6 · 0 0

First, you seek medical help

2007-01-07 00:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by Heather 3 · 1 0

slice it in half and count the rings

2007-01-07 00:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask your mom.

2007-01-07 00:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

oh deer, what a question

2007-01-07 00:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by chastityelizabeth 5 · 1 0

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