He has eaten my Monster Cable, eaten through my washing machine drain line, and shorted out my Christmas tree lights. Last night I dreamed he was dressed up like a farmer and trying to run me over with a giant riding lawn mower.
Is this the end?
2007-01-06 15:52:39 · 30 answers · asked by texascrazyhorse 4 in Pets ➔ Cats
Yes, I feed him well and he has lots of toys! I try to play with him and he likes it. I just realized he's watching me right now.
2007-01-06 15:58:54 · update #1
FOR REAL!! My cat tried to kill my mom!! He bit her in the hand (That is not his kind of behavior!!) She had to be put on medicine for 2 weeks......that cost her a couple hundred!! Then he kept meowing at her one day so she followed him to the room. As she walked in he knocked a pillow to the hard wood floor and she slipped and fell. She dislocated her shoulder. She got stuck between the bed and the hopechest and couldnt move.....He stood on the bed and watched her with an evil look till someone helped her up about 10 minutes later. Everytime my mom would get on the computer he would walk on the key board till she would get off. He would steel her keys and put them in his bed. He only did that to her!! Watch out IM SO SERIOUS!!! LMAO!!! Cats are cool animals as long as they like YOU!!!
2007-01-06 16:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Megz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, that is a funny dream... bet it stunk going through it, but hopefully looking back, you can see the humor.
Now onto the serious problem of owning a cat. I think that was the first mistake. Killing it would anger the PETA people, so you've got to be sly... Adopt a dog and let him take care of the problem. This way you come out looking like a good guy because you adopted another homeless pet.
Or the obvious answer, take the cat to the shelter and tell them you can't handle it, but want it to have a good home still.
My friend, I vote yes for ending your relationship with the cat.
2007-01-06 15:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by allama1126 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're funny... How does he look after shorting out the christmas lights? Is he ok? Who needs help you or the cat. No this is not the end. If it is really doing that then sorry for laughing and get him to the vet. He might have something bothering his gums.
2007-01-06 15:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by VC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 01:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what I do when my cat gets crazy, I lock her in a room for about 2 hours, and by the time I open the door to let her out she is asleep, and her craziness goes away. But it sounds like your cat has a nack for attacking wires. Lol.
2007-01-06 16:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by jfbowler09 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe try talking to him. It's obvious something is bothering him. Have you been paying attention to him lately? I know things can get hectic over the holidays and perhaps you have neglected him? Just talk to him. You can do it!
2007-01-06 15:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by Kris 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
change his diet, give him fresh catnip once a day in a secluted room in the house away from all the stuff he chews on, and be gentle with him. thats all i got cats are the best
2007-01-06 15:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by nick s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D ROTFLMBO
HA HA HA
Maybe he needs more toys, and a Food Puzzle
to keep him busy. They calm down as they get older.
2007-01-06 16:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get bitter spray and spray it on the cords. or try making the wires difficult for the cat to get to.
2007-01-06 15:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by phunkyest<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you install some cameras in your house so then eventually someone can upload them onto youtube and we can be witness to your cats.......wrongdoing.
2007-01-06 16:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋