It's a serious question
2007-01-06 15:01:22 · 13 answers · asked by CooL 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
both bush and god have internets in their houses
2007-01-09 17:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Story teller 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Verizon were unable to contact "god" when they were last promoting their broadband services... It seems this "god" character is the sole invention of man kind and "god" does not even exist !
so, in answer to your question - No, God does not have internet at home
2007-01-06 23:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God IS the internet. Think about it.
2007-01-06 23:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is all-knowing. What make you think that He needs an internet?
2007-01-06 23:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by childofGod 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God has Wi-Fi dude..!!!!
That way he can jump from one laptop to the other effortlessly and bouncie trouncie his way into everyones CPU's..!!!!
2007-01-06 23:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by wolf560 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe we are evolving to synchronize with computer frequencies.
Alternatively, you could ask the neurotheologists. (they really exists)
2007-01-06 23:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God already has all knowlege of man, including his future.
2007-01-06 23:06:06 · answer #7 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He doesn't need it, what with the whole omniscience deal.
2007-01-06 23:04:14 · answer #8 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
of course he has.
how else would he be able to know everything?
exactly... wikipedia
2007-01-06 23:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by wolschou 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dial up.
2007-01-06 23:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋