I love the "Bring out your dead" thing.
My favorite skit? It's between...Dead Parrot Sketch, Spam, and the Cheese Shop.
2007-01-06 14:28:31 · 12 answers · asked by makingthisup 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"She's a witch!"
"How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I got better."
2007-01-06 15:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by tropicalturbodave 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm torn between Silly Walks and the Dead Parrot ones.
2007-01-06 22:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ace Librarian 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
2007-01-08 00:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by irish1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the "Ministry of Funny Walks".... though all of those you mentioned were hilarious (particularly Spam). Also liked the tennis one....
2007-01-07 02:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by aquiellez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the part where they dicuss coconuts(Clipclop!) and finches
2007-01-06 23:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Christina H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run away run away
2007-01-06 22:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by aalma00 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries."
2007-01-07 01:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by Oma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"what you mean fight back, i just cut off your arm"
"ah, its just a flesh would"
cracks me up every time.
2007-01-06 23:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by John B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the sex ed one...when theyre talking about foreplay...
2007-01-06 22:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by E. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And, now for something completely different...."
skit:
Is your wife a sport, eh? Know what I mean, eh? (Nudge, nudge, wink wink)
Does she like PICTURES? you know, "pictures"? (Wink, wink)
Does she, you know, do IT? (nudge, nudge) Eh?! Eh?! Know what I mean? (wink, wink) You know, DOES she DO it?! Heh, Heh!
(long pause)
What's IT like???
2007-01-06 23:16:04 · answer #10 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋