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As many of you all know, math is a science and I've been in my lab this week all day long studying how God can be proven through the equation x+y+z=2 for all real numbers.

Now let's say that x+y+z=2 for all reals except for imaginary real numbers.

Now,

x+y = z -2

2x+2y = 2(z-2)

2x+2y = 2z-4

2xyz(x+y+z) = 0

x+y+z = 0

x+y +45z = z+ x -y

y = -y

1=-1

((1=-1)x + (1=-1)y + (1=-1)z = 2)/0

x = -x + y = -y +z = -z = 2

(x = -x + 9y = -y +z = -z = 2)/34

(x+yx = -x + y = -y +z +z)/34 - 2 = 0

x = 1
x= 2
y = 3
r = f(x) +x+9
z = 0

2+4+6-9 = 2

0=0
0=1

Therefore, God exists.

2007-01-06 14:05:41 · 19 answers · asked by Señor Badass 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Senor ... that just looks like too much fun ...pass the bong!

2007-01-06 14:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0 0

god's proof is all around us.we are all living proof that there is a god.there is no need for you to go into algebra equations to prove god.

this whole universe didn't come from some big ball of gas.i can't believe people try to pull that one.god created everything in this life and the afterlife

2007-01-06 22:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

0=00=1
0=N0=Y

Looks more like binary - which is proof that the computer exists - not the eye in the sky.

2007-01-07 00:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The whole foundation of mathematics is a theory.

(no God) + (God) = meaning

-1 + 1 = 0

Zero is the platform, it has meaning. In the absence of something there is nothing, in the absence of nothing there is something.

Therefore, God/Gods and no God/Gods coexist. You lose. kthxbye

2007-01-06 22:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can use all the numbers you want, and you or anyone else on this planet will never prove God exists.

2007-01-06 22:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Christian logic has to be the biggest oxymoron of them all. Right up there with Army Intelligence...

2007-01-06 22:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1 1

If 0 = 1 then there is no answer.

The answer is IMAGINARY

2007-01-06 22:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Isn't "Christian logic" a paradox?

Apart from that, your flawless logic floors me. Yep, you used sarcasm, I'll use a pun.

2007-01-06 22:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Tom A 3 · 0 0

That was wonderful sarcasm, I'm laughing my *** off. LOL

Hey, I got one:

The Bible is a book.
Therefore, Abortion is wrong.

Jesus was a guy.
Therefore, there is an afterlife.

x=99
Therefore, being gay is a sin.

2007-01-06 22:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

using two as your sum is a nullification of proofs Get real !
you've proved that god and you are both out of your minds .

2007-01-06 22:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 0

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