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2007-01-06 13:39:44 · 9 answers · asked by Señor Badass 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
zombie jesus, saddam's head would fall off, and jesus could just use his godly powers and throw a mountain on him
2007-01-06 13:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well first of all, zombies dont feel pain. but ignoring that... Jesus would win. Saddam's neck is brocken from being hung. A zombie has to have a working brain and brain stem. Being that Saddam's neck in brocken, meggases from his brain would not pass to the rest of his body. Jesus would beat the s*** out of the motionless Saddam.
2007-01-07 18:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Hawkmann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zombie jesus would slap zombie saddam with a crusty piece of bread, then zombie saddam would run zombie jesus over with a camel , zombie jesus would turn saddam into a bible and the fight would be over.
2007-01-06 21:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick question. Jesus isn't a zombie. Jesus isn't dead.
2007-01-06 21:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Squirt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I vote Zombie Jesus.... he was apparently pretty active after he came back from the dead the first time.
...and I bet he can shoot laser beams out of his eyes :)
2007-01-06 21:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by Alibi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swamp Thing
2007-01-06 21:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Green Lantern 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remember this the holy side always wins. Jesus wins God wins. and God and Jesus will always win.
2007-01-06 21:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, depends. Do they get to use weapons of mass destruction and the ability to turn water to wine?
2007-01-06 21:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by kat g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rob Zombie would. " P.ussy Liquor"
2007-01-06 21:43:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋