2007-01-06 13:23:22 · 26 answers · asked by Haribo 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Spend an afternoon drinking chamapgne with a friend and an acquaintaince, running up a bill of nearly £500. Getting home at 8.00pm having completely forgotten we were going on holiday and were supposed to have left at 5.30pm
My wife was less than pleased!
2007-01-06 13:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There have been several, I mean several. I am not proud of any of them and do not condone my past lifestyle what so ever. It scares the hell out of me to think how many people I could have hurt including myself. One incident that comes to mind is this:
I had been drinking and studying all day and night. Sometime during the middle of the night I apparently decided to go see my boyfriend who lived about 30 minutes away. I say apparently because I don't remember making this decision nor do I remember walking to my car or starting it or starting to drive. I do remember, however, realizing that I was driving down the highway in my night shirt without pants, shoes, socks or my bra. I was ready for bed for when I was done studying. It was also chilly outside, my feet were wet and covered in grass because the lawn had just been mowed and it was covered in dew. Shortly after that i went back into rehab. There were other times I drove 5 hours from my home in Iowa to my parents home in Nebraska and I didn't even remember driving the day after I got there. The weird thing is, I never got any tickets during these stupid times, but I got plenty while driving sober. I thank God every day that those days are over and that I have a family to help keep me on the straight and narrow. There, that's my little sermon. Hope someone liked it.
2007-01-06 22:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Yomi 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am really a good drunk; it is when I am sober that I have done some of the most embarassing and dumbest things in my life. I am drunk... I get into fights sometimes that sober I would have the sense not to be in. I end in bed with women while sober I would not be in. I have fallen asleep in the car with my head hanging out the door and woke the next morning and wondered why I am not in jail. I mostly get lucky when I am drunk ... I don't it loosens some inhibitions of mine and become charming ha ha ha I am forgetting some stuff like the time I pooed in my pants and went to a message parlor ... oh boy!
2007-01-06 21:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by madchriscross 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
where to start, well ive tried to beat a copper up and got arrested on my 18th. Thankfully that copper was my mums boyfriend so didnt get anything other than a fine and a caution which he then paid. lol Slept with my mums best mates daughter who had a boyfriend but screw him he was a cnut anyway, Lost my trainers, fallen out of a moving car that thankfully was only moving at a few mph, danced in a nightclub in a pair of santa boxers with a xmas hat on.( xmas weekend just gone ), Smashed my landlords car up cos he said my music was to loud but got an allaby so hahaha and many more. Many more also to come no doubt cos im not even 20
2007-01-06 22:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did a lot of stupid things that I'm not proud of at all but this was a few months back. I told that I got so drunk that I step off the side and into the path of a SUV. I barely got back on the sidewalk before it actually did. It was embarrassing after I found out about it but it was even more scary because I couldn't remember it.
2007-01-07 00:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by the_kid21186 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife and kids (then 11&9) were gone until the next day. My buddy Paul and I drank heavily all day. Then in the evening we also got stoned. We had the kid's pet ferret slinky out and played with it for a long time. At some point we both passed out. When I woke up, I discovered slinky was missing. We searched for a long time before going back to bed. I woke up sick with the prospect of telling my kids I'd lost their beloved pet. We searched and searched. Nothing. Afternoon came and I opened the freezer door for something. Got the scare of my life when this little face was looking at me. He'd been in there for 18-20 hours (?). We had put him in there messing around and neither of us could remember that. I've never had such feelings of relief and stupidity. He shredded a bag of weed while he was in there. Otherwise fine for the experience. I told the kids a couple of years later (minus the smoking part). True story.
2007-01-06 21:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by ucantuneapianobutyoucanttunafish 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh, god, I have tons, but how 'bout this one :
I was in high school at a party that I had no business being at because those people didn't even like me. I had a fifth of Southern Comfort and sat down in a big lazy-boy chair feeling sick and then leaned over and puked in someone's open purse. I just remember seeing a hand pulling the purse away. I've got plenty more good ones. If you vote me best I'll tell you others (I need to get to level 2!)
They should have girls on Jack-***.
2007-01-07 08:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca T 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well when I was 18...(long time ago now in me past life before parenthood) I was invited to a party...1st off we went to the pub and I drank there...then on to the party where I drank something else....mmm not good....puked all over the dancefloor down my clothes...ended up waring a t shirt and a blanket over my suspenders and trying to climb in a van when i cant even walk in the 1st place as im in a wheelchair....! got flung in van for all to see lol and taken home and tipped in bed!!!! phewww never again....not the drinking just the suspenders they didnt look right with the blanket lol!
2007-01-06 21:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Jp 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I stole a double decker bus when I was 18 after coming out of a night club and a year later I woke up in a cessna airplane whilst camping near an airfield!dont ask me why? been sober 11 months now(for obvious reasons!)
2007-01-06 21:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by returnofkarlos 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did a four-way sky-dive off a bus shelter into the path of a 44 ton truck. Absolutely pi**ed.
2007-01-07 03:39:25 · answer #10 · answered by Shunter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋