When I woke up this morning, I went to look at it in the mirror but couldn't see myself... should I call poison control?
2007-01-06 13:02:57 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm dead serious.
2007-01-06 13:04:55 · update #1
I think that it is probably too late for that.
If you do decide to seek medical treatment, be sure to secure an evening appointment, an alert them to a possible garlic allergy.
2007-01-06 13:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by David G 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well if you woke up in the morning it was probably light in your house and if you were bitten by a vampire the light would have killed you. So therefore. You shouldnt worry because if it was anything serious you wouldnt be sitting there posting this question.
2007-01-06 13:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by supermonkey081 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it could have been a fat star wars nerd in a cape on his way home from a convention trying to look for the nearest mcdonalds to get a burger fix. only to become lost in an alley and began to visualise you as a walking quarter pounder with cheese.
that's my theory :)
2007-01-06 13:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by dodge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damned Lambrosa catiff! You've broken the Masquerade!
2007-01-06 13:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by The Nomad Yokai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO...dude, you live aCROSS the street from the guy and couldn't offer him a Steak, marinated in Garlic? No wonder he bit you...you're just rude...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
By the way, I'm offended that you called me a dude...just kidding!
2007-01-06 13:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by Miss P. Square Pinky Swear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I'd say youre just fine. Might want to get some of that 1000SPF sunscreen though. And a nightjob at your local blood-bank might not be a bad idea either.
2007-01-06 13:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is hilarious. If I were you I'd be more worried about the moon coming out and you turning into a bat than I'd be worried about rabies.
2007-01-06 13:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd call the manufacturers of the mirror to report a faulty product. You DESERVE to get refunded.
2007-01-06 13:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you're probably dead, but I'm not too sure about the serious part.
2007-01-06 13:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, call the police and tell them you'd like some serious help.
2007-01-06 13:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by jimstock60 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋