2007-01-06 12:58:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You go to hell only if you use the wrong seasonings.
2007-01-06 13:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will need to keep the young kid alive as long as possible so that it feels as much agony as possible.
Additionally, you need to position the mother goat so she can observe the boiling pot as her kid becomes your lovely meal, hearing every dreadful scream as her new born boils before her Nanny eyes.
Then you will not only go to Hell, but you will also have a tasty and moist 'Last Supper.' Doesn't every man on Death Row get his favorite food for dinner, right before they pull the switch?
God is not concerned with how goat meat is prepared, This is a lie told by the goatherder's labor union to ensure higher prices for goat meat. Either way, dont forget to floss!
God is concerned about your fashion habits. Try to match your socks, or risk getting struck by lightning! Booooo! Baaaaa!
2007-01-06 13:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not anymore. After Jesus was born, God said that all those things were unnecessary. Don't worry, boil that goat! Go to www.bricktestament.com and click on Laws, then Miscellaneous.
2007-01-06 13:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by BabyAEB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will feel like Hell if you don't cook it right.
2007-01-06 13:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by acgsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't god say that the animals are ours to eat? lols
Sacrifice it to XENU
2007-01-06 13:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by riecanth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no hell to go to, your dinner will suck for sure.
2007-01-06 13:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Xfile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you think your question is a ...never mind you dont deserve a response
2007-01-06 13:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably both. How should I know I am not God.
2007-01-06 13:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add some curry, you'll be fine.
2007-01-06 13:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doesn't sound like that would taste good.
2007-01-06 13:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋