My brother's girlfriend is fake. I want to get her out of my life.?

Question

Okay, this is the problem. My girlfriend and I have been going out for a year and two months. Recently, my brother got a new girlfriend. She is one of those fake preppy hahaha laugh all the damn time girls. She totally manipulates him and my parents. Me and my girlfriend hate her. That's not the only reason. My parents barely know her and they have said more to her than they have ever said to my girlfriend and we have been going out for a whole lot longer. Also, my father works so he doesn't see her much. But my mom does everyday at lunch. She is always too busy watching her damn soap operas to actually show interest. On new years, my dad walks in the house and practally screams out her name in joy greeting her. But when he came to my room he acted like damn she is here when he saw my girlfriend.
Alright now the story is done. I want her out of here. Give me some ways to get rid of her without getting caught.

NO dammit,you stupid people don't know me. I'm not jealous. I just want her gone because I want my parents to know that its ****** up to pick favorites when they don't know her and they think they know my girlfriend too. They don't like her and we both know it. Its called revenge. And I don't give a crap if its wrong. Help me. I absolutely love my girlfriend. I don't need all these smart answers either. I came to yahoo to get help please don't get smart with me.

Oh and by the way, Iv already talked to them about it. They denied it all. But we both know they are bull shiting and chicken **** to say it.

Answer 1

your brothers gf is fake. and you wanna get rid of her... stick a needle in her she will deflate... OK i will read the rest of your question.... sounds to me that you are jealous of your brothers girlfriend... normally i would tell you to get over it.. but i like you so i am going to help you here... talk to your old lady and let her know that its not that you wanna bang your brothers gf its that you have to to prove to your brother she is a ho.... so then when your brothers gone start being really nice to his gf. i mean really nice.. act like you like her and be there for her get her to be your friend... may take a couple weeks but she will start to confide in you... then wham.. as soon as your brother does something stupid to upset her witch he will we all do then you go to comfort her hold her close tell her how much you understand what she is going through.. hold her tighter.. start rubbing her back while holding her tighter.... start kissing the top of her head and move to her ears... she will be putty in your arms.. while your banging call your gf in to snap pics.. and make sure your brother finds them don't give them to him just make sure he finds them.... best of luck bud... you should be rid of her by the 4th of July.. so you and your bro can pop some fire works... that is of course if he has forgiving you yet... if not... don't worry... blood is thicker then water...

Answer 2

Ok big guy, look reality sucks, especially when you stand it next to fake perfection. Your girl obviously rubs your parents the wrong way. Fake people suck, but real people can suck too. Most people don't like those who are different. Whatever it is that makes your gf different, makes her stand out, (orange hair... 15 nose rings, etc.) get rid of it, just for a while. Try to make her appear more friendly. She shouldn't have to change to get them to like her... but she does to get them to notice her in a more positive light. While your gf is playing Rainbow Bright(er), you need to start doing extra chores around the house, and stop complaining about stuff. Everytime you feel the urge to complaine, complement your nearest family member on something he or she has done. What we are doing here is building posative momentum. After a week or two, you start acting normal again. It is important that you stop acting but NOT your gf. She needs to remain cheery for at least another week. Make sure the fact that you regressed and she didn't is noticed. Stage a little fight about it. You see, your parents and your gf will be on the same side, trying to get the nice you back. Then your gf can start to regress as well. It will give the appearance that you are the reason she looks/acts in the manor that displeases them. You are dragging her down, therefore you could never do better and they need to compensate her for your shortcomings. While you are shining, make your brother's gf show her true colors. Make it appear that he is cheating on her. It's real easy, panties in his car under the passenger seat, on the lever that moves the seat back, make sure you put the seat up a bit too close. Also get a random high heal shoe, black and small. Toss it in his back seat. It implies a lot. Take his cell phone and call his exgfs, hang up on them. Send them text messages about how you miss them and how your new gf is a *****. Start drinking a lot of water now, cause you're going to burn in h3ll;)

Answer 3

This is tough especially if she has got the family fooled. What about any old girlfriends of your brothers, invite them around when the prep is there, or fart around her or do gross stuff in her opinion like pick your nose or stare at her in a glaring way. But don't let anyone catch you, or talk about gross stuff to her like blood and guts stuff. Accidentally trip and spill something on her. I would not let your girlfriend do anything to her, keep her out of it because it will cause all the blame to go on your girl. What about her past loves, dig up some dirt, it really does not take much to run off a prep. use your imagination.

Answer 4

She probably isn't fake and genuinely a fun person to be around.You like seriously need to get a grip and come to the realization that your parents might always dislike everyone you date or who you marry.They are entitled to that as parents.Also maybe your brother's girlfriend tries alot harder than your girlfriend.You cant get rid of her and the more you try is just upping the chances that she's gonna be around for a long long time.Just let things take it's course and DONT interfere.If the thing with your girlfriend really bothers you then talk to your parents about it it doens't do any good to whine about it.Also have you ever though maybe for some ungodly reason your brother likes this girl give him a little happiness and stay out of his buisness.

Answer 5

Sounds to me like you are jealous of her , and the attention she is recieving from your family in your question you said I want her out of my Life. Well she isn't in your life she is in your brothers. If you and your girl don't care for her then stay away from her, if you know she is going to be around make some excuse to make yourself scarce.
If she is a fake it will come through in time and when it does your brother may need your support. An your family just may need to get to know your girlfriend before they warm up to her. Sometimes a persons personality clicks with certain people, but take longer with others

Answer 6

That's something only your brother can do. Obviously she likes your family a lot and unless the family does something to offend her, she'll be there for awhile. After all, if your brother is happy why do you want to ruin it for him? I mean, if she bothers you THAT much why don't you and your girlfriend get away from her and spend some time someplace else? She may your brother's girlfriend but that doesn't mean you have to be around her. Avoid being places with her. If you guys have to be with her and your brother, try to be nice for the time being. If she does things that really annoy you, talk to her nicely and tell her how you guys feel. She may not realize that she is being so annoying, you know?

Good luck and I hope I helped!

Answer 7

Ok this is how you get rid of people you don't want to be bothered with.If it's your brothers girlfriend "BE QUIET"it ain't ya business.Let your brother find her out himself.Let me tell you why.You won't be the one blamed for anything.Your parents will see her for who she is soon or later.If you get into that you will regret it for the rest of your life.Don't plot or plan anything.KARMA is a B--ch.Believe me I know.I have learned to let other people fall on they face by themselves.I just ask them if they need me to pick them up and clean they face(ha-ha)You and your friends move on with what you have to do by yourself.Deal with it until your brother ask for help.

Answer 8

Harsh! ^^ I meant the previous answer.

I think that you should do a prank that only she would be able to pull off. Something that would make your dad go ballistic. Anything that she usually does to him, like hug him or something.... a routine. Make sure that she isn't around a lot anymore.

Answer 9

Well get one of your guys friends to come over and hit on her...and tehn have him drive her to a store or something and when you give a single have him kiss her on the lips and snap a pic of them makingout with ur cell phone cam.. and text it too ur bro !!!!

That should work man.. good luck.

Answer 10

haha your dad probably likes your brothers girl because shes hot and your girlfriend is just annoying. maybe you shouldnt care what your dad thinks or who your bro is dating and mind your own business. being jealous of and/or hating her so much you need to go on yahoo answers to think of a plot to rid her of your life is PATHETIC.