The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all.
Whew!
Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
2007-01-06 11:35:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was very funny,Lmao. Here's the top ten reasons why Trick-or-Treating is Better than sex. #10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. #9 If you get tired,wait 10 minutes and go at it again. #8 The uglier you look,the easier it is to get some. #7 You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. #6 It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are someone else. #5 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. #4 If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. #3 Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.#2 less guilt the next morning. And the #1 You can "do" the whole neighborhood !!!
2007-01-06 12:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the first time I've heard it. But the thing about a really good joke is that it keeps on giving. The classics will always deliver you a good laugh, no matter how many times you hear them. Thanks for refreshing my memory on this one.
2016-05-23 00:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! That is the funniest joke so far today!
I used to date a man that worked on clocks - I will copy this and send it to him!
2007-01-06 11:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Now I know why I always look down the list for your postings! lol
2007-01-06 22:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee so funny, can totally relate to that!
2007-01-06 11:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-06 11:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lets have some more
2007-01-06 21:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep we have all been there. Great joke.
2007-01-06 13:28:13 · answer #8 · answered by king-of-halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny... i've heard that one before
2007-01-06 13:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-06 12:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by minney mouse! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋