A forty year-old man was experiencing a lag in his love life. He therefore went to a sex therapist for advice.
After a brief session of asking questions and discussing his sex life up until now, the man asked the therapist what he could do to spice things up at home with the wife.
"Well," the therapist said, "you could try this: Go to the grocery store on your way home and pick up a box of doughnuts. Get some cherries, too. When you get home, use them to play a kinky game with your wife. Have her toss a few doughnuts onto your "love pole," while you flick the cherries into her "hole."
The man does just this.
After a while, his sex life spices back up again. He therefore tells his friend about his experience with the sex therapist. Having a lag in his sex life as well, his friend goes to the same sex therapist for advice.
"Hey," he told the sex therapist. "I heard that you really helped my friend out with his love life. Could you help me, too?"
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2007-01-06 11:23:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The therapist shook his head. "I don't think so."
"Oh, come on," the friend urged.
"Oh, okay." The sex therapist reluctantly gave in. "Tell you what. On your way home, stop at the grocery store. Pick up a box of Cheerios and a bag of apples."
2007-01-06 11:24:02 · update #1