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A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes."
Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again:
"Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

2007-01-06 11:20:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

I like it! LMAO

2007-01-06 22:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

Funny

2007-01-06 11:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am blonde and found this really interesting because now I know I'm not the only one who did this

2007-01-06 11:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by preggers 2 · 2 0

Thats extremely Blondeist - blondes are human too u know

2007-01-06 11:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Nickle Barsteward 3 · 0 1

OMG that is so funny 10

2007-01-07 05:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha! 10/10! Too funny! Boy is she stupid!

2007-01-06 11:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

hahahaha thats good

2007-01-06 11:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by oMg_ItS_eViE28 3 · 0 0

he he ha ha ha ha he he !

2007-01-06 11:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0 0

LOL that was funny

2007-01-06 13:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0 0

hehe very blonde.

2007-01-06 11:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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