A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2007-01-06 11:12:46 · 22 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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says it all
its not a true story OMG, some people need to chill
2007-01-06 11:22:44 · update #1
i like it.... but you shouldn't but ideas into a girls head!!!!!... lol...
2007-01-06 12:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and i met when he was married. We had a brief affair, then it was once over. His spouse and he acquired a divorce 1-2 years later, then we met up once more. So it is a little one-of-a-kind than what you might be asking, however we did in finding every other after we each needed some thing and it felt correct even though it was once certainly fallacious. We've now been married for eleven years and he is most likely the one for me. I'll tell you, although, that believe has in many instances been an problem. Even though I feel wholeheartedly that he's faithful, somewhere behind my mind i know he's competent of dishonest on his spouse. You shouldn't fear about what different individuals think, you must make the great choice for your self.
2016-08-10 11:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and that i met while he replaced into married. We had a quick affair, then it replaced into over. His spouse and he have been given a divorce a million-2 years later, then we met up returned. So that's slightly diverse than what you're asking, yet we did locate one yet another while we the two mandatory something and it felt best even nevertheless it replaced into of course incorrect. now we've been married for 11 years and he's surely the single for me. i will enable you comprehend, nevertheless, that have confidence has each and every so often been an argument. even nevertheless i've got faith wholeheartedly that he's dedicated, someplace in the back of my ideas i comprehend he's able to cheating on his spouse. you are able to desire to no longer concern approximately what people think of, you are able to desire to make the terrific selection for your self.
2016-11-27 00:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! OMG! 10/10! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
2007-01-06 11:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my version of the joke the garage is not attached to the house and she runs back upstairs and has "hot" lesbian sex with the lover.
pun intended
2007-01-06 11:30:54 · answer #5 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Really funny I cracked up
Tink x
2007-01-06 11:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor Guy! LOL.
Caught between the devil and the deep red blood!
j/k.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-01-08 10:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooh if only i had of thought of that,been better than chucking his clothes out!!!
2007-01-06 11:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-06 12:10:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that hurt, thats my girl
2007-01-06 11:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by what why where when 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must remember that one.Ha!Ha!Ha!
2007-01-06 11:49:16 · answer #11 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋