2007-01-06 10:21:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
OK then A FART!!
And yes I do do them, but mine smell of roses!!!
2007-01-06 10:25:31 · update #1
If your bottom burps in public,
try to say in time,
goodness gracious what a whiff.
it wasn`t one of mine.
lol
from purple ronnie lol
2007-01-06 10:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Im busted...I just sharted. My intent was to just let out a little squeeker but I have a bad case of tsunami poos. I'd bet its the chimichanga I had last night on top of all the hot wings. I'm sorry if it stinks for a bit, I've got a fierce case of mud butt as well.
2007-01-06 11:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by mr.peanut7287 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, my dear! Mine smell of jasmine and lilacs! With your roses, what a wonderful garden we could present.
But who did it? I would say everyone but you and me, for they have all admitted outright to the violation, or have denied outright. My, my.
I think we have a great many in denial.
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 12:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We have two sayings in Welsh:
Cynta' glyw...hwnnw yw ( First to hear it -did it)
Cynta' gegodd...hwnnw rechodd...( first to argue-farted)
They rhyme in Welsh, the principle is still true...it was you!!
A skunk can't smell its own stink.
2007-01-06 10:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bottom burp? lol
how can u smell someone through ur computer...
lol
2007-01-06 10:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Goodness gracious what a whiff, it does not smell like mine.
2007-01-06 10:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Dizzyp71 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well really!!!
it twas nae ME!
It twas but thee,
Ladies do not ,mention such things ,
neither would they, be guilty of such an imprudent act!
LOL!
>^,,^<
2007-01-06 10:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoever smelt it dealt it Emma C.
2007-01-06 11:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by ........ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm guessing you and judging by your avatar you are a girl and i thought girls didn't fart until this very moment.
2007-01-06 10:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one who wrote the rhyme
Did the crime...
2007-01-06 12:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋