I arrived a few months ago. You might say at O'Hare Airport. (wink) Your women are pretty nifty for 2 legged stilt walkers. I will get juggy with them. Is that not correct? Thank you Earthlings for your 3 Musketeers consuming bars and Senator Jack Daniels..
2007-01-06 09:47:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Palith M'kor! I hope you find it well upon this strange yet simple planet. The earth women are as intellectually void as the men are, however they are not simple to engage in sexual activities. That is humanoid myth. I arrived from Septoloo eight of their years ago, though it was not at the human atmospheric vessel port deemed "Ohair", it was at a point I shan't divulge on their primitive networks of impersonal communications.
2007-01-06 11:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Rick R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm just another illegal looking for a hand out.Whats wrong is your planet poor ? Did you come here searching for a better life?
Well at least you seem to like it here and haven't said anything derogatory about the USA .....yet ! Wanna come to Area 51 to meet a few friends of mine ?
Oh and its jiggy ....not juggy but to each his own....
2007-01-06 18:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We welcome you with open arms, now if your fellow aliens deceide to come here and start sponging off the system, we might get pissed, unless of course you can share with us the secrets of the universe, and or have cures for many illnesses we have here. Just don't hog all the women.
2007-01-06 17:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's about time you checked in - we've been wondering what happened to you. We thought you might have made a wrong turn out in the asteroid belt. Glad to hear you made it and are all right.
2007-01-06 18:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are your demons like over there where you're from? Running won't help; we've got demons here too. But you can smile, you're on the same luck as we are!
2007-01-06 18:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by soulstar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I accept you, extra-terrestrial to Humanity - but I must inform you of a widespread mind disease that humans do not admit of possessing - the discrimination and prosecution of different beings to themselves.
2007-01-06 17:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymously Anonymous 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good luck, my friend! It's a CRAZY world!
2007-01-06 17:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by craptastic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice to see you again my friend, tell your cousin Hello for me.
2007-01-06 18:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by RENEGADE. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good luck.
2007-01-06 17:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by Alberto 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
luck
2007-01-07 13:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by swolfshields 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋