An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
2007-01-06 09:43:44 · 7 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that one. Hope you put up a few more like that.
2007-01-06 10:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by traveling_soldier6784 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-06 18:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh my god" is an expression stuck in the collective conscience of most western societies, just like "Oh, sh*t!!" and by any means it is implying or recognizing the existence of higher power, specially a christian god which I have to say makes so much less sense than Zeus and Thor.
2007-01-07 20:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by webdude137 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 I really liked this one good job a clean joke for a change
2007-01-06 23:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding!!! Thank-you very very much.
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2007-01-06 17:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute !!! That's a nice one !!!
Aaron.
2007-01-06 17:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweeeeeet
2007-01-06 17:45:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋