Every year at the state fair, a guy entered the lottery for the
brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend he wasn't
going to bother to enter.
"What kind of attitude is that?" his friend asked. He leaned
closer and whispered, "What you need, pal, is faith. Look around
and see if the good Lord sends you a message."
Strolling around the fair, the guy grew more and more despondent
as the drawing neared. Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration,
no sign from God.
Finally, as he was passing old Mrs. Smith's pie stand, he glanced
over and saw the woman bending down. She wasn't wearing any
panties, and suddenly her @ss began to glow. All of a sudden, a
finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing
it, used her @ss as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on
each cheek.
Thanking God, he rushed to the raffle booth and played the number
77.
A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, he
lost.
2007-01-06 09:39:55 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The winning number was 707
2007-01-06 09:40:09 · update #1
Much funnier than the WoW tattoo joke!
LOL
2007-01-06 09:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 13:11:43 · answer #2 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 8/10.
2007-01-06 10:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-06 09:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha like it
2007-01-06 09:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-01-06 09:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hillarious!
100000000000000000/10
lol ♥ russel sprout
2007-01-06 09:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
thats funny
2007-01-06 10:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-06 10:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh? i nearly did
2007-01-06 10:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋