What if God was a sperm?

Question

Would that explain how he created both men and women in his own image? With omnipotent power(what a pun!) it wouldn't matter what his physical form is, and in order for the virgin mary to have concieved a child she would have needed a single male sperm (the holy spirit entered in to her) that could have been accomplished without rendering her hymen. Wouldn't this explain why masturbating is a sin, as the sperm quickly dies outside the body, and homosexuality is an abomination to God, since it's sending him into a similarly purposeless place? Wouldn't this explain why he only really approves of the missionary position since the man being on top uses the aid of gravity to make sure that the probability of conception is maximized? It's even considered sinful to have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle--who else but a sperm would care?

Answer 1

Holy crap. Never thought of it THAT way.
Haha now I have an interesting topic to present on Monday ;)

Answer 2

Very interesting fact

"Every Sperm Is Sacred"

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine

Extract from song see below

God Bless You

Answer 3

I do not know. No one knows.
You are asking a hypothetical question;
a "what if" question that
has no correct answer.

Answer 4

Blasphemy. God is not a sperm. Period.

Answer 5

You just answered you own question but it was interesting!

Answer 6

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good....

Answer 7

heh-heh! I have to agree that it makes perfect sense :)