Is this funny???

Question

THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar,

talking to a young man.

Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya f**k one goat

Answer 1

Yep. It was when I fist heard it 20 years ago too......

Answer 2

6

Answer 3

Aye lad, thas a gud one. But did ye haf to get the ugliest one of the bunch?

Answer 4

Silly and not that funny. 7/10.

Answer 5

Finally! A joke worth reading.
That was funny.

Answer 6

hahaha I give it 7 out of 10 stars :-)

Answer 7

almost as funny as the camel in the desert joke.

Answer 8

Hee-hee-hee!

Answer 9

funny, in a weird kind of way.. because its obvious

Answer 10

ol