i need some blond jks
2007-01-06 09:31:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two blondes are locked out of their car. so they try to pick the lock with a coat hanger. suddenly one cries out "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the roofs down"
Not that funny i know but its the only one i know by heart. i'm blonde myself. hope i helped.
2007-01-06 09:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by deegal72 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This ones kinda stupid but...
There was a Blonde, Brunette and a Redhead. They were riding in the back of a pick-up and crashed into a lake. The Driver, Brunette and redhead made it. The reason the Blonde didn't make it is beaces she couldn't open the tail gate!
There was a Blonde and she was at her house. A fire started so she went to her neighbors to call the Fire Department. They asked her how to get to her house and she said, DUH! The Big Red Truck!
There was a Blonde, Brunette and a Redhead driving down the road. Brunette driving, Redhead in the Passenger seat and the Blonde in the back.
The Brunette said are the cops following us, and the Blonde replied, Yes, No, Yes, No, etc...
Get it?the lights were going on and off.
There are some hope those will work
2007-01-06 17:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by hat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde and usually on the recieving end of the jokes, so heres one for the brunettes:
Q:Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
A:Because that's all brunettes can remember.
I don't know any blonde jokes off the top of my head though, sorry.
2007-01-06 17:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by lady_lbrty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there was a blonde and a burrnet in a elavator and the blonde says t g i f and tha brenet says s h i t and the blonde says thats not nice t g i f thank god its friday and the brenet says s h i t sorry honey its thursday
2007-01-06 17:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by ~emo~elf~ 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋