If you could put something into room 101, what would it be?

Question

mine would be people who sit at the bar and obstruct you getting a drink.

hehe, i like your humour katy c

Answer 1

cilla black

Answer 2

1. Acronyms. "Put the PFF on the HDS with the second section MDA in line". What the feck does that mean!!!!!
People use them to sound important and the truth is that you just sound like a d ick.

2. Blair - Enough said

3. Speed Cameras operated by mobile coppers who act under the guise of 'improving safety'. Yet when you go up the road and warn people that the camera is there, you can actually get fined. Hmmm...

4. Speed Bumps. I can't wait until someone uses the defence of 'I ran him over because I was looking at where to line my wheels up on the speed bump rather than looking forward in the road'.

5. Great Big 'Fill In' Forms on internet sites that take ages to get through, ask what you had for lunch the previous day and then crash the second you press 'send' ALL I WANT IS A BROCHURE OR AN E-MAIL ADDRESS TO CONTACT YOU! Grrrrrrr......

Answer 3

I would put Daniel O'Donnell into Room 101 despite the Belfast Telegraph bringing out a whole page (this is broadsheet style) on why people dislike (understatement of the year) him so much when he hasn't done anything to deserve such hostile treatment.

For those out there who know what I'm talking about.....they, too, will understand the need to chuck the fella away forever. Silence speaks volumes.

Answer 4

The sheaf of advertising bumph that is shoved into most magazines, only to fall out again. I pick up a magazine in the newsagents, and find myself in the middle of a puddle of bits of paper. How many trees are wasted like that?

Answer 5

"Debt-buster" and "Compensation" company adverts. The former almost encourages overspending, with the motto "you can get out of debt again". The latter encourages carelessness and petty greed.

Binge-drinkers, I quit my last job largely because I was (not literally) sick of cleaning up piss and puke, and occasionally **** from the back of the shop I worked in almost every morning.

Spam e-mail and junk mail, I never asked for it, I'm fed up of getting "stock tips", Viagra ads, dodgy software ads, pizza coupons, ISP ads etc. every week of the year.

Drivers who act in any of the following ways, over-rev their engines to be "cool", use the horn as a "hello", play over-amplified thud-thud-thud music with the windows down and finally use their hazard warning lights to try and get away with parking badly or illegally.

Answer 6

A copy of Depeche Mode's 101 concert disc.

Answer 7

I agree with that. Lollypop men and women.

Why do they have to let the kids cross right outside the school gates when there is a pelican crossing 5 yards away?

Answer 8

Life 101. You should name yours Barfly 101. Aren't those people the worst? lol

Answer 9

room 101 itself

Answer 10

ooooh fab, where should I start?

grannies in tesco standing there gossiping in the bovril aisle and not letting you through

oh and the parents in tesco who let their brats run into your trolley then blame you when they bang their heads and start wailing

the millions of angst ridden teens on this site who like a different bloke every week then expect you to read a 3 page essay analysing every encounter they've had with said bloke and decide whether or not he fancies them

the police - all of them - nuff said

oh I could go on all night

Answer 11

Big Brother!