An elderly Englishman was very ill & his son was at his bed-side in the hospital. The son gently leaned over & combed his fathers’ hair with his fingers. “A loving parent” he thought as flashes of ‘father & son’ memories pasted through his mind.
But then suddenly, the father begins to breathe heavily and grabs the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength & trembling hands he writes a note, drops it on the floor & dies.
What were the last words that the father would leave behind, words that the son could forever keep in his mind…
The son reached down to pick up the piece of paper…the note read “You wanker, get off my oxygen tube!!!”
2007-01-06 09:27:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1
2007-01-06 09:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Oh that poor son!
2007-01-06 18:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soo weird
2007-01-06 17:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by knowledge_of_the_flame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no his last wrds were a$$ whole dont make fun of how 10 yr old grls spell MOTHER FUCKE.R
2007-01-06 17:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by ~emo~elf~ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame
2007-01-06 17:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhoh
2007-01-06 17:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo really funny........ not really......
2007-01-06 17:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋