Clinton's sons?

Question

Chelsea had the most exciting news.She burst into the room shouting, "Dad! Mom! I have somegreat news! Nick asked me to marry him. He is like the biggest hunk in Washington. We are supposed to get married next month.

Bill took Chelsea in the back and said, "Chelsea, you're mother, although an ideal administrator and public speaker,has never hadmuch to offer in the sack, so, as you might have heard, I have been known to fool around with other ladies on occassion. Your boyfriend Nick happens to be the product of one of my love making sessions. He is my son and thusly, he is your half-brother."

Chelsea ran out of the office screaming, "Not another brother!"

She rushed to her mother's side, telling her about her all about dad's shameful behavior and how every man she dated turns out to be one of her father's illegitimate sons.

Hillary began to laugh and said, "Don't pay any attention to him. He isn't really your father anyway."

Answer 1

reminds me of a song i cannot remember the name but the lines go something like this.
your daddy aint your daddy but your daddy dont know shame and scandle in the family. i seem to recall it is a reggae song but brill joke 10/10

Answer 2

That was superb, LOVED IT!

Take no notice of the negatives above (must be a school holiday)!

You have had me in stitches with your jokes Keep `em coming

10/10

Answer 3

Not funny, there is a calypso (Caribbean) song about such circumstances, wayyyy funnier.

Answer 4

funny, but I think I've heard of it before...

Answer 5

good one
but she does look like him

Answer 6

I liked it.

Answer 7

great always laughing top marks

Answer 8

ll

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

It's okay.!!!