3 men went on a cruise with their wives, Mark, Marky and Marcus.
They were in the middle of the mediterranean sea when a giant wave caused their ship to capsize. Mark and his wife got into the lifeboat first and they sailed to sicily. Marky and his wife got to the second lifeboat and that one sailed to Malta, Marcus and his wife got into the third lifeboat and that one sailed to Cyprus.
When all three couples got on dry land they tried to get in touch with each other, Mark first called Marky on his mobile phone, but becasue of International romaning charges on his pay as you go phone he couldnt dial as he didnt have enough credit on his phone, so he tried to send an SMS, only to find out that in the small print of his terms and conditions he wasnt able to send any sms to a foreign country. As he was trying, Marky was trying to phone Marcus on his mobile phone but because he used Tesco mobile, he too couldnt dial international, so he went to a local man selling pigeons and sent one.
2007-01-06 09:21:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha LOVE IT
2007-01-08 22:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And i suppose the rest of the joke will appear tomorrow.No i have just got it,his pidgeon would be as useless as his phone,
2007-01-06 09:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So not funny! 5/10!
2007-01-06 11:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahahh!!!
God, that is soooooooo funny. Oh, wiping my eyes here.
Cheers for the laugh mate, you made my day :-)
2007-01-06 11:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUBBISH isnt as strong enough word for this balderdash of a joke.
Sorry
2007-01-06 09:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TESCO! ROMING! SMS HAHAHAHAH
HILARIOUS IM USINGG THIS ONE AS A PICK UP LINE!
2007-01-07 08:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but sorry, not really funny.
2007-01-06 11:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not funny. Have another go tomorrow.
2007-01-06 09:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello crispy, have you changed your underpants yet, or are you still wearing the same ones.
2007-01-06 09:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
YEAH! SO FUNNY!LOLOLOLOLthose people were stupid good luck to ya. God bless ya
2007-01-06 09:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
waiting for the punch line...
2007-01-08 00:00:49 · answer #11 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋