What are some funny or amusing things your kid has said or done?
My baby is only 4 months old, so the funniest thing she's done so far is getting a euphoric look on her face when I blow in her hair. It's almost like she wants to say, "Mommy...do it agaaaaain!" I can't wait till she's old enough to really crack us up!
2007-01-06 09:07:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
How in the world am I gonna pick a best answer? These are all so funny!
2007-01-06 09:23:02 · update #1
My neice is 6 years old and just recently she was at our house, along with my Mother and father. My Mom had a friend come to the house and my father was very bluntly flirting with her, which kinda angered me. As soon as she left I turned and said, "Gee Dad, could you flirt with her any more obviously?" Callie heard this and asked me what flirting was and I just told her it wasn't anything too important and she'd fine out day. Then she says, "Well, the only reason I asked was because I think my Dad did that once and my Mom got really angry at him and told him to leave her alone."
I just love the pure innocence of children.
2007-01-09 13:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Mish B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son,at the age of 2 1/2 was very observant. While we were driving in the car one day,it began to rain and he piped up " Turn on the fack whacks,Mommy!" I didn't understand until he demonstrated the movement of the windshield wipers and realized they WERE making a sound like he described. They were fack whacks from then on!
2007-01-06 09:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by jidwg 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my youngest daughter and a friend of hers(when they were grade school age) took big soccer ball-type pillows and stuffed the pillows in their pants to have larger than life behinds and did the "bump" with some music, was totally hilarious.
this same daughter at 3 yrs, at a high school football game, took one of those foam fingers and started to hit the man in front of us on the head, saying "not the mama, not the mama!" from the show Dinosaurs.
2007-01-06 09:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by blueJean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the little boys in my daughter's daycare was learning animal sounds (a cow says "moo", a cat says "meow", etc.) He wasn't very old, maybe a little over a year. He was very enthusiastic, and when you would ask him what a rooster says, he would yell at the top of his lungs "cock!" He never did get the a-doodle-doo on the end of it. very hard to keep a straight face.
2007-01-06 14:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time we were mixing cement and we wanted to put our daughters hand and name in it, and she thought for sure if she did she would harden up and become cement. She was two. And she was freaking out after she did it, she thought she was a gonner.
She said, " mom am I going to turn into a rock"
Then the other day she came home from school and she said "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit", she is five now...it was so cute...what a motto kids should live by.
2007-01-06 09:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I work at a daycare so every day it's something different 2 things stand out the most came fromt he same girl she is 2 and we were going back and forth calling each other turkey's and all of the sudden I said turkey and she said "B*tch" I didn't know what to think then I talked to her and told her it was wrong and I kept telling her to look at me please while I talked to her later that day she had a couple of dolls lined up and she kept telling the dolls look at me please look at me I was dying laughing needless to say I haven't called her turkey since and I haven't asked her to look at me.
2007-01-06 12:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by W2D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my kids say so many funny things I can't keep track of them....
My youngest announces when he has to pee pee, he's 2. He says " shshshhhh, I'm talking to ______(fill in the blank)"
He points his finger and says "don't do it again, not ever again"
My older boy who is 5 says " I love you mommy" and when he was 4 he started saying "this is the best life ever" and "this is the life", he also said strangly "If you do that, you'll be dead, and go in a grave yard and turn into a skeleton"......kind of morbid.
2007-01-06 09:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have a 2year old son and at night my husband and i say a pray with are kids and he likes to say one after we do and it is so cute half the time you dont know what he is saying. Its so hard not to laugh when he is saying it. well one time he keep say *** when he was praying it was funny but at the same time we know it was bad, but how can you not laugh kids are so cute.
2007-01-06 09:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was whistling a 4 note tune when she was 4 months old. I was carrying her in a sling and singing and whistling with the radio while I did house work. I heard the sweat little airy whistle. She only did it for a few weeks. It is one of my fondest memories.
My oldest son, when trying to tell me where something was came up with "light hat" in frustration. The lamp shade was what he wanted to tell us about. It still makes me smile. He was about 13 months.
2007-01-06 09:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
my 7 year and I were watching T.V.
I said okay I had enough of your dumb shows
let me have the channel changer
As I began channel surfing
I got mesmerized by some natives dancing naked around a fire on the history Channel
She grabbed the clicker from my hands a said
And you think my shows are dumb!
2007-01-06 09:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋