A little old lady
wanted to join a biker club.
She knocked on the door of a local
biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms
answers the door.
She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker
club."
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet
certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join.
So the
biker asked her, "You have a bike?"
The little old lady
said, "Yeah, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley
parked in the driveway.
The biker asked her, "Do you
smoke?"
The little old lady said, "Yeah, I smoke. I smoke
four packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting
pool."
The biker was impressed and asked, "Well, have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady said,
"No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung
around by my nipples a few times."
2007-01-06 08:41:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG too funny keep up the good work
2007-01-06 14:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 04:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good one and I think my husband {who is a biker} will love it.
2007-01-06 08:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by plf4170 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-06 10:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-06 08:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a biker and I enjoyed it
2007-01-06 09:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My nans a little rascal aint she lol
2007-01-06 08:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-06 10:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-06 09:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch!
2007-01-06 08:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋