My 3 yr old and I were talking about the true meaning of christmas and he looked all confused. What's up? I asked....
Who made the baby cheese's?
(jesus)
Priceless - any toddler gem's out there?
2007-01-06 08:39:10 · 18 answers · asked by The Wandering Blade 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute!!!!
When my daughter was three she was intrigued with the mole on her tummy and was always showing it to people. One day I found her bent double looking at her tummy and crying. When I asked her what the problem was she sobbed ( I'm fed up of waiting for my pet mole to come out I don't think he likes me!
2007-01-06 08:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sons step-brother (aged six ) gave his own version of the nativity, he said "When the three wise men turned up they ran away with Mary so Jesus doesnt have a mummy, but he didn't like her much anyway so he wasn't bothered ...oh and all the sheep died because it was too noisy in the stable!!"
2007-01-06 09:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was four, my mum had invited her friends round for dinner, and my job was to lay the table. Mum's friends arrived and sat at the table. When Mum noticed one of her friends did not have any cutlery. My mum asked me: "Why haven't you given Auntie Ann a knife and fork?" To which I replied: "Well you said that she eats like a horse, so I didnt think that she would need any!"
2007-01-06 09:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
standing in a queue at Tesco and behind me were a skanky young mother and her 5 or 6 yr old brat son. he was constantly grabbing sweets and moaningly asking if he could eat them while the young Nedette ignored him.
Eventually she muttered for him to "shut the f*!k up".
He replied "Eh?" and she corrected him "it's not 'EH'. It's 'WHAT'"
What chance do we have?
2007-01-06 08:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by Coach 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when my daughter was 2 1/2 yrs old she and my husband where home alone. it got a little too quiet in the apartment so he went looking for her. he was calling out "laura, where are you?" she replied "right here behiind your butt"
2007-01-06 08:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by fluttering_by@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although we do not know that Dec. 25 was Christ's B'Day,
Baby cheeses is so adorable!
Write it in your baby book so you do not forget.
2007-01-06 08:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excelent
my cousin when he was about 3 was walking into town with his mom and he asked "mommy why's that man look like chocolate"
pointing at a black man mowing his lawn
2007-01-06 08:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by liam0_m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just the other day my younger brother (age 6) said the funniest thing. we were talking and agreeing on everything. (me and my friends) then one of my friends said "thats right dog" then my brother said "we not dogs, we people" and everyone just started laughing. the way he said it was so cute.
2007-01-06 09:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend Nancy's four year old son...
She was telling him to be good (while she did something) and she'd give him a treat.
He said "Don't worry mom, I'll be good as new."
2007-01-06 08:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by heart o' gold 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends son had a tummy ache so we took him to the nearest toilet.
we couldn't understand why he was crying hysterically but when asked he said:
because you said i had to die here. (diaohrea!) lol
2007-01-06 08:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by Chloe C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋