A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tatooed to his penis. So he goes to a Tattoo Shop and makes the request. The Tattoo designer tells him that it would cost him $1000.00 to do the special bizarre request. The guy thinks for a while and decides that its a fair price.
The designer starts the tattooing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?"
The man replies, "That's personal."
With that, the designer continues to do the tattoo. The designer intrigued by such a bizarre request he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $1000.00 if you tell me why you are doing this."
The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable."
The man continues, "There are three reasons, first I like to play with money, second I like to watch money grow, and third and the most important, if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do it right at home"
2007-01-06 08:35:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it---heard it before--but your version is longer and better.
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2007-01-06 09:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-01-06 16:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by MissC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-06 18:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny and a little scary....sounds like something my husband would come up with.
2007-01-06 16:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*ouch* lol but still funny hehhe
2007-01-06 17:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-06 17:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?your joking
2007-01-06 16:39:32 · answer #7 · answered by Zerro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-06 17:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-06 17:24:47 · answer #9 · answered by ~emo~elf~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-06 17:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋