A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says "I've never seen anyone down shots that quickly!"
The man stops for a second."Well you would if you have what I have!" he says.
"Gosh, What do you have?" Asked the bartender.
"50 cents!!"
2007-01-06 08:26:20 · 12 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-06 10:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-06 16:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by rgarlik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-01-06 16:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by Fenway♥George 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-07 06:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but predictable
2007-01-06 16:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by angel007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of funny
2007-01-06 16:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some how funny.
2007-01-06 16:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a dry,dry unfunny joke!!!!!!!!! Its so dry its gonna burst into flames
2007-01-06 16:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by Rock ah About 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute! :)
2007-01-06 17:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by dorieaj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-06 17:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋