2007-01-06 07:29:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nice-LOL
2007-01-06 07:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no chance
cats will not even enter heaven because they are arrogant and nothing arrogant will enter heaven... dogs of course will enter heaven
... AHEM...
let me straighten you out about the theological tern 'catholic' ....catholic means universal in several senses
universal in time and universal in the sense of all believers
a Christian is part of the 'catholic' universal church, universal in terms of all believers through all the ages in both space and time: all the church and additionally a Christian worships and has acess to all of Christ
the Old Testament is primarily ethnic focusing on the Jewish Nation... the New Testament is primarily Catholic, salvation from the Jews through the promises to Abraham for the world through the work of Jesus on the cross.. . and would appliy to people who glorify GOd leaning on the work of Jesus on the cross believing for eternal life through the ages, both now living and dead
no cat licks for you.. sorry
2007-01-06 15:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by whirlingmerc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that's it. You know every time someone masturbates God kills a kitten in repentance for them. And the Catholics are trying to save all the cats. Oh it's a mess all those dead Kittens they have to dispose of every day. It's just heart breaking some days. I'm afraid you lost you comedian license because of that one. They don't seem to think its funny. OO
2007-01-06 15:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, it is a type of religion that is somewhat similar to Christianity. And this was a very creative question. But I think it might offend Catholics. Somewhat funny :-)
2007-01-06 15:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, Catholic is from the Latin word meaning universal.
However, according to this news story, Pope Benedict XVI likes cats: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8219384/
With love in Christ.
2007-01-06 22:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope--------------
Cat Lickes have been called that for over 100 Years.
The immature then comment :
"Better a Pot Licker, than a Cat Licker!"
YUK YUK YUK== Vaudeville Anyone!
2007-01-06 15:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. Alittle lame but funny none the less
2007-01-06 15:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by rock 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
no. catholic is a religion,
u must mean
catfanactic or catfreak
2007-01-06 15:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by pinoydj619 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This might work better if you purposely misspelled it "Catholike"
2007-01-06 17:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-01-06 15:30:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋