If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...
...WOMEN!
2007-01-06 07:23:33 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, you are right, only a woman could write something like that. I wish I was a man.
2007-01-06 07:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by TotalBitch 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They act like this..........because they can!!
There are many times more single men than women (aged 18-45). Therefore women are able to pick and choose because of the abundance of men.
2007-01-06 07:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Fred Bloggs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all true but i love it that's what makes women so mysterious wouldnt change them one bit 10/10
2007-01-06 07:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true! Great observations!
2007-01-06 10:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once again 100% true
2007-01-06 07:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You again for making me 21x LOL !!!
Aaron.
2007-01-06 07:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also so true
2007-01-06 07:25:04 · answer #7 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-01-06 07:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by unverified 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brava! Nice one.
2007-01-06 07:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too true
2007-01-06 07:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋