If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid
If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful
If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive
If you don't, you are controling
If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested
If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog
If you are jealous, he say's you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around
If you attempt a romance, he say's you are cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold
If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient
If you visit another man, you are fooling around
If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're just friends"
If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward
If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded
If you stare at another woman, he says you're jealous
If he is stared by other men, boy, you're in big trouble..
If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough
In short:
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny
but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible
...MEN!
2007-01-06 07:22:12 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-06 07:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I totally agree. Except for now. I am dating this really awesome guy that has been my best friend for 11 years and now we are going out. I guess it helps that we have always gotten along and we know how both of us are. You should always build a relationship off friendship , not off looks. You both need to be compatible, so find a guy who can be your friend, then your boyfriend. But most of the time, I would agree to this thing above .
2007-01-06 07:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally true! Great observations! 10/10!
2007-01-06 10:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't live with em and you can't live without em. They are just as complex as women only they show it and behave differently and think they are the more misunderstood!!
2007-01-06 07:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hold up my hands tink and totally agree with you 10/10 but you still love us
2007-01-06 07:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! love ya women one, too!
2007-01-06 07:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup.
2007-01-06 07:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh I am going to email him this..lol
2007-01-06 07:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by unverified 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got it! In a nutshell! ha ha ha
2007-01-06 07:25:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true
2007-01-06 07:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!!!
2007-01-06 07:25:19 · answer #11 · answered by lollypop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋