2007-01-06 07:14:24 · 14 answers · asked by arbitrarily_pushing_buttoneer 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I wouldn't recommend it.
First...are you with anyone else in the car in this scenario?
Second...would you be on a date when you get pulled over?
Third...How far are you from home so that you don't have to be driving while sitting on mushy poop?
Fourth...What kind of poop, hard, soft or liquid?
Fifth...Would it be stinky?
Sixth...How stinky, like stinky feet stinky or rotten egg stinky?
Seventh...If it's the worst poop you've ever had, because you've been constipated for days, then I would ask the third question again.
Eigth..."Does this seem ridiculous yet?" Who would think that first, you or the cop?
Ninth...How would you hide the poop stains when you got out of your car to clean up?
Tenth...What would you use to clean up the poop in the car?
...I have so many other questions, too many questions. I'm curious, so now you DO have to do it and report back to us!!!
2007-01-06 08:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I almost want to rethink my "the only stupid question is the one that is not asked "rule this one pushes it a little. I will write the ticket or make the arrest and laugh at you while I do it. So go ahead the officer will have a good laugh and a great story to tell! And wait until you get in the cell. When they get a load of you it will be classic.(no pun intended) I can't believe you even posted this question. Just remember the nice policeman is gonna love you for the memory!!!
2007-01-06 11:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by J J 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would have to admit, that would be a first on me, but then I'd wonder if by being that nuts if you should have a license. I guess I'd still have to give you the ticket and a referral to a good mental health agency to boot.
2007-01-06 08:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by SGT. D 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Faking a heart attack is a lot more effective, impossible for the officer to ignore, and one hell of a lot less demeaning...
2007-01-07 05:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Gunny T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol nope really would not want to try that.please give it a try and let us know how it worked for you tho...
Mind you nearly threw up over a police man once.....glad he realized that it was NOT aimed at him and I really was poorly.
2007-01-06 11:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by candy g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like the ulitmate PULL MY FINGER OFFICER joke.
2007-01-06 07:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait till you get in the back of the cop car
2007-01-06 07:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a great idea, you go right ahead.
2007-01-06 09:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by 4warned 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would still write ya AND have a good story for breifing
2007-01-06 11:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Just me 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you think that little of yourself go right ahead....while your at it, rub it on your lips and they will know for sure you are an a**hole
2007-01-06 07:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by PoliticallyIncorrect 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋