Throw stones or be a soldier.
2007-01-06 07:03:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TO peeewee::: I throw no stones- I am no soldier. You seem aggressive like most guilty parties I know. I seek answers not questions. The questions just come from the poor answers I recieve. Like yours .
2007-01-06 07:39:08 · update #1
Weep.
2007-01-06 07:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by Yo' Mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... if he were "alive" and back in Jerusalem, that would mean that --
A) I wouldn't be typing this right now -- I'd have already been called up.
B) The Tribulation will be nearing a close
C) The final battle would be about to take place, and Jesus would show his more "soldiery" side -- overthrowing once and for all the forces of evil and bringing about his millenial reign.
Check out the book of Revelations and the prophetical books of the old testiment for your answer.
2007-01-06 15:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the prophetical books of the Bible and you too will be able to answer this question. God has told us the answer to this question you just have to read and seek the knowledge. Ignorance is bliss for those who don't care. Now, a question for you are you throwing stones at Christ or being a soldier for the devil?
2007-01-06 15:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by peewee5001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get hopelessly lost. It's changed 100%. He'd also go into a panic and end up in a fetal position. There's a lot of crosses around, and they'd bring back some nasty memories.
Announce he is really Muslim and shock the whole world. Be arrested for not carrying proper ID.
2007-01-06 15:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sammer (Jim W) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would that be the real Jesus or the false or imitation one pretending to be him? According to prophecy he'll make a grand entrance in the clouds.I wonder what model of ship he'll be flying that day? A chair with wings or what? I hope it's televised so everyone can see the special effects anyway. I doubt he's coming just to shake hands and give autographs.
2007-01-06 15:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would do what He did when He was here on earth 2,000 yrs, ago stand on top of a mountain and WEEP over Jerusalem. And He would have died a death that would still forgive me from sin, and give me the opportunity to live eternally with God, even though I deserve hell.
2007-01-06 15:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open an Internet Cafe and watch porn all day.
Do you think the only two available careers in Jerusalem are "Stone Thrower" and "Soldier"?
2007-01-06 15:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I think he would become a car salesman, then from there he would go into politics, and become like all the other politicians one hand on your shoulder and the other in your hip pocket.
2007-01-06 15:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He IS alive, and is coming back to Jerusalem! When He does, it will be to judge the world, so be ready!
2007-01-06 15:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by edward_lmb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither . There was conflict 2000 years ago and he still preached peace then just as he would today.
2007-01-06 15:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by L Strunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would hide out in a basement and run back room poker games.
2007-01-06 15:07:06 · answer #11 · answered by melvinbenjamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋