Divine Intervention
Father Norton wakes up to a beautiful and sunny Sunday morning and decides he just has to play golf. He pretends he’s sick and convinces the associate pastor to say Mass for him that day, then heads out of town to a golf course about 40 miles away so he won’t run into anyone from his parish. On the first tee, he sees that he has the entire course to himself—everyone else is in church!
Watching all this from the heavens, Saint Peter leans over to the Lord and asks, "Are you going to let him get away with this?"
Just then Father Norton hits the ball and it heads straight for the pin, dropping just short of it, rolls up and falls into the hole-a 420 yard hole in one!
Astonished, St. Peter looks at the Lord and asks, "Why in Heaven did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiles and replies, "Who’s he going to tell?"
2007-01-06 07:02:17 · 20 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was funny
2007-01-06 07:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by rckchkhwk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny and I get it......Ok tell me if I'm right, and for those who said they don't get it. Since he was playing hookie from church then who can he share his great golf story with?? For an avid golfer thats punishment enough.
2007-01-06 07:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by jupitor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-06 07:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by fickle™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-06 07:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-06 11:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry tink golf isnt really my game but i have still had a lot of holes in one 10/10
2007-01-06 07:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it just goes to show you - even God thinks it is a good idea to play hooky sometimes with no punishment.
2007-01-06 07:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by chuzzlemegreen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-06 07:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow love the story its hilaous im a preachers kid soit makes abit of sence to me
2007-01-06 07:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by dont shoot!!!! its just me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe God is going to kill him, and that's why it's funny?
Or maybe it's making fun of God, making him sound corrupt.
2007-01-06 07:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋