Hi Guys, another one for you.?

Question

Tony Blair is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
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> "Tony, John Prescott here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is
> an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in
> Sheffield has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire
> British supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
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> "Christ John - the economy will never be able to cope with all those
> unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
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> "We're going to have to ship some in from abroad...America?"
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> "No chance!! Bush will have a field day on this one!"
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> "What about Ireland?"
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> "Maybe - but we don't want them to know that we are stuck.
> You call Bertie Ahern - tell him we need one million condoms;
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> coloured red, white and blue; twelve inches long and eight inches thick!
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> That way he'll know how big the brits really are!!"
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> John calls Bertie, who agrees to help the Brits out in their hour of
> need.
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> Three days later a van arrives outside Downing Street - full of boxes.
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> A delighted Tony rushes out to open the boxes.
> He finds condoms; 12inches long; 8 inches thick, all coloured red, white
> or blue.
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> He then notices in small writing on each and every one:-
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> MADE IN IRELAND - SIZE: MEDIUM

Answer 1

Hi tink now that is an irish cracker brill 10/10

Answer 2

Cute but not that funny. 7/10.

Answer 3

I thought condoms were made in condominians

Answer 4

It would be funnier if it was made in Brazil

Answer 5

would have been funnier if it was size small

Answer 6

funny! i totally didnt see that one comin! ;) ha ha...lol

Answer 7

not very good

Answer 8

that's a good one. ha ha!!!

Answer 9

hahaha!