There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
2007-01-06 05:47:17 · 12 answers · asked by me here, where are you? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny enough. Won't prevent me from being desperately in love with blondes, though. Thanks anyway.
2007-01-06 05:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond joke?
there was this blond who wanted to make some money so she went to a playground and took this 7 year-old boy she stuck a piece of paper on the boy's shirt it said:
if you want your son back bring me $100,000 tomorrow at this park, i will be at the slide and i am a blond
and she sent the boy to his mother
the next day the boy came to the park with a paper bag with $100,000 and a note that said:
how could do this to a fellow blond?
2007-01-06 13:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really sexist. Where are the jokes about the blonde males?
2007-01-06 20:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by free_15_spirit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry! but I heard it before. Still greatest blonde in the world!
2007-01-06 13:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think Heather Locklear is stupid? You think Charlize Theron is stupid? You think Ivanka Trump is stupid? Do you think Gwen Stefani is stupid? Hitchcock found something magical about blondes and made many of his movies central around a blonde female lead!
In real life, men are sometimes less practical than that, so the joke is just mean and unreasonable.
2007-01-06 14:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Lilly S 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I have to admit that was the best blonde joke ive herd so far!
2007-01-06 13:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah this made me laugh, slightly sexist for those who bother about things like that though, but i found it funny lol
2007-01-06 14:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by kimberley123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..but still with blonde joke??isnt true that being blonde is dumb??
2007-01-06 13:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that insults. sorry i didnt like it a lot since it insults girls.
2007-01-06 13:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha......you non-feminist you.........=) it made me smile though. Nice job! =)
2007-01-06 13:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋