A fat guy sees a weight loss clinic with the sign reading "Guaranteed weight loss in three days”… so he goes in and pays $500. He's taken to a large room with a running track and there stands this really hot babe.
The clinic guy says "It's real simple, see the track? See the babe? If you can catch her, then she’s all yours for the night!" So the guy goes round n' round all day until he was exhausted & gave up. "I'll come back tomorrow".
So the next day he pays $1,000 & gets a babe to chase that’s even hotter than the one before. "Same deal dude, if you can catch her, she’s all yours". So around & around they go & the guy still can't catch her. "I'll come back tomorrow".
On the last day he pays $2,000 & tells the clinic guy. "Your sign said 'Guaranteed weight loss in three days, so today better be good!" He goes into the same room but today he find this huge guy who's an escaped convict.
The fat guy asks "Are you here to loose weight as well?" The convict looks over to him and says “Yeah, and if I catch you I'm gonna F@#K the **** outta you!!!”
2007-01-06 05:28:31 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I put this joke yesterday, but it looks like it got to some people's nerves... you know what I mean? lol
2007-01-06 05:36:48 · update #1
i got a joke for you hope you like lol
a man looking very bored turns to his wife and says " tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time"
the wife looks puzzled at her husband and takes a moment to think then replies " u have a bigger c.o.c.k than ur brother"
2007-01-06 05:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke before and it's funny, however, your subject line kind of makes it less so. If you looked at it as a weight loss joke, no-one would probably get offended...
Also, the one I heard was for 3 weeks and the first week is a cute college type girl, who shows up at the guys house in nothing but running shoes and a sign that says "If you can catch me you can have me" and the guy loses 10 pounds for running and sex. The 2nd week is a hot stripper type with the same sign, and the guy loses 15 pounds from running and sex. The 3rd week, it's a large naked man and the sign says "If I can catch you you're mine".
2007-01-06 05:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by jeshzisd 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don t take rest more than 30 seconds between exercises
2016-05-21 16:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by Carley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat four meals with chopsticks instead of a fork slowing down can help you consume about 25 fewer calories per meal
2016-02-01 16:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Bart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the omega 3 fatty acids in salmon may dial up your bodys ability to burn fat especially if you add some exercise
2016-03-19 01:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
land in the taupo volcanic zone and climb 26 percent of the way up in 18 minutes
2016-03-13 20:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spend 10 minutes a day walking up and down stairs
2016-01-27 18:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but mean. 10/10!
2007-01-06 11:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
store bought salad dressings can be packed with calories make your own vinaigrette and store it in a small spray bottle to coat your greens without over dressing them
2015-08-19 04:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Viva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA that brought back the movie Friday after next when money mike was running down the street and the dude was chasing behind him and he said pimp in distress pimp in distress.
2007-01-06 05:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by meka g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋