10 truths about men and women?

Question

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any ar

9. A woman has the last words in any argument. Anything the man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. there are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage, and after marriage.

Answer 1

God may have made man in his own image, but woman he definitely made from a do-it-yourself kit. All those valves, buttons, nozzles, all that just for producing children, and half the time they don't work. Which is why he probably created gynecologists very shortly afterwards. There must be an easier way. He got it right with birds. They just lay eggs. And they're happy. They sing all day. There's just too many things that can go wrong with women. And that's the point. Woman was an accident. He was actually trying to design a car. Which is why his German one turned out to be fast and efficient, his Japanese one small and neat, and his American one big, noisy, and more temperamental than all the others

Answer 2

♥ ♥ pretty good but where did the woman put number 10 ♥ ♥

Answer 3

So true and funny! 10/10. Great observations!

Answer 4

okay that's pretty funny- I'll have to share it with my husband

Answer 5

Lol..this is funny - and true!

Answer 6

Good and true.

Answer 7

hehe i like it , funny lol

Answer 8

So true! lol

Answer 9

i've heard this before..in this yahoo answer too..