It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!
2007-01-06 05:11:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Yep. That's about right! LOL.
The best of this New Year to You and Yours.
2007-01-08 11:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The puppy's name was "Maruti"...
The teacher soon learnt that Maruti Su Zu Ki!
2007-01-07 15:38:25 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
Good one!!
Wish you a happy new year!!!
2007-01-08 08:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha love it! Very cute!
2007-01-06 13:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eesh very naughty but funny
2007-01-08 11:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by ahsu254 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz! good1! thumbs up !
2007-01-07 14:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..but i've heard this before...keep on moving n eppy nuyearzz..
2007-01-06 13:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-01-06 13:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's the greatest!!!
2007-01-06 13:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeww!!but i had heart it before but it still makes me laugh and make me feel eeww....
2007-01-10 09:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by sweet heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋