A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. She is wearing a firefighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer
look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Say sweetheart", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too,think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right...but then I wouldn't have a siren."
2007-01-06 04:52:13 · 9 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From 1 to 10. I give it a 20.
2007-01-06 04:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a very good joke!! Never heard it before! Great joke!
2007-01-06 05:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this one I like.
Even better, I don't think I've heard it before.
2007-01-06 05:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one.
2007-01-06 05:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.....
2007-01-06 04:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..thanks for make me laugh..
2007-01-06 05:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL This one is great ;-)
2007-01-06 05:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by Royce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololololol...good one
2007-01-06 07:00:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay
2007-01-06 05:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by lovely 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋