An Irish woman of advancing years visited her physician to solicit
His help in reviving her husband's flagging libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"
"Not to fret," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra."
"What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?"
"That's where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee. He
Won't even taste it," replied the doctor. "Give it a try and call me in
a week to let me know how things went."
Not even a week had gone by before she called the doctor, who
Directly inquired as to the progress of the experiment.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
Horrid, just too terrible, doc!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised. I slipped the Viagra into his morning
Coffee and it took effect almost immediately. He jumped hisself
Straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
Proudly! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and table-
Cloth a-flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
There, making wild, mad, passionate love to me right on the table-
Top! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean to say the sex
Your husband gave you wasn't any good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! T'was the best sex
I've had in twenty-five years! But sure as I'm sittin' here before you,
I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!
2007-01-06 04:51:31 · 6 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAH very nice!!!!! LOVE IT!!!! thats got to be the best joke iv'e heard all day!!!
2007-01-06 05:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good funny joke. Ha!Ha!
2007-01-06 12:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first I thought it was going to be boring, but that was really funny
2007-01-06 13:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by lovely 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaw unfunny!!
2007-01-06 13:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..really laugh one..
2007-01-06 14:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!!!
2007-01-06 13:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋