gets stopped by a guy,have you got the time mate he asks. yes i have,its 6mins past 10,and wrap up warm cos its going to get chilly @11.05 due to a northerly breeze! hey are you takin the p**s. no iam not its a prototype watch ive invented he says! ok then smart a**e iam going away next week to ibiza what will the weather be like at 10.00 when i land? well it ll be 90 degrees at 11.00 dont forget the time difference which is an hour, you will land 10mins early due to a tail wind,slightly cloudy but will be glorious later? blumming heck do u want to sell that? no its a prototype,i told you? look i ll give u £600.00 cash, now, come on? ok he says and gives him the watch? the man takes it ,cheers he says? the man shows him how to work it one more time,but the mans eager to show his mates,see ya he says? hang on mate the bloke shouts after him,,,DONT YOU WANT THE BATTERIES (come on think about it )
2007-01-06 04:34:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok the suitcases were the batteries i told you all to think about the joke
2007-01-06 04:49:10 · update #1
Well I could read it and I liked it!lol
2007-01-06 06:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ought to constantly have a dream or 2 to hold onto. i've got faith that's what keeps a guy or woman unbelievable on even while on a dull end highway. i understand for it does and that i'm no longer on a dull end highway on the time. There are in spite of the shown fact that, many stumbling blocks and hurdles.
2016-12-12 05:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking, I'm thinking......????????? Will the ones who do get it, please enlighten the rest of us?...OK, got you now, but you never mentioned the suitcases after the intro', so it was easy to lose sight of them....come to think of it, you never mentioned them at the bleedin' end either.
2007-01-06 04:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better for verbal rather than the written.
2007-01-06 05:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by KD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-06 04:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
eh.. honestly not even remotely funny... about as funny as licking the bum of a badger... actually that might be funnier
2007-01-06 04:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by gigi s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, but i've heard it before, sheesh, can't anyone think up some new ones on this site?
2007-01-06 04:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a riddle or a joke, either way its crap
2007-01-06 04:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get it if I could read it...
2007-01-06 04:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever, well done.
2007-01-06 04:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋