A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun."Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated.""Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?""In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog."
2007-01-06 04:31:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as always a brilliant joke really i pmsl 10/10
2007-01-06 17:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
11/10
2007-01-06 15:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again a 10
2007-01-07 06:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you're a jedi, then no. The stress is merely too susceptible on that aspect. inspite of the indisputable fact that, the skill of the darkish aspect helps you to telepathically administration merely about any residing being, such as gorillas. anyhow, if it would not artwork, you may consistently kill them.
2016-12-01 22:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this a lot. 11/10
2007-01-06 06:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE,keep em coming,not enough laughter in the world today,people take life too seriously
2007-01-06 04:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was the best one I've heard today! 10/10
2007-01-06 04:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice one
10/10
you are almost a professionsl
are you a comedienne
2007-01-06 05:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by hib hib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
2007-01-06 05:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by SoCalSkierGuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one10/10
2007-01-06 06:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋